Trump Tells GA Sec. State "Size Matters!" Qanon Time Travels, Newsmax Reporter Talks Tracking Devices in Vaccines
The end is near... we hope.
Trump Argued that “Crowd Sizes” Meant He Could Not Have Lost Georgia
Brad Raffensperger, erstwhile Republican and Trump supporter, has a new book out entitled Integrity Counts. The title is quite apropos given the fact that this MAGA Trump supporter happened to be the Georgia Secretary of State who eventually became the personal face of what Trump calls “The Crime of the Century” and what other Americans call a “loss.”
Raffensperger’s integrity certainly did count and we should never forget that it wasn’t just the president of the United States who threatened him. Raffensperger got threats from MAGAs across the country. It will likely be at least a year, perhaps more, before Raffensperger feels as safe as he did the day before Georgia announced its election results.
My favorite except published so far is one found in this story:
Trump attempted to bolster his case by pointing out the size of his crowds at his rallies in Georgia, telling the Republican that it was "just not possible to have lost Georgia.
The campaign occurred amidst a global pandemic before there was even a vaccine! Indeed, Trump himself had to take a couple of days off from rallying himself to go to the hospital and get his life saved. “Crowd size” didn’t prove who had the most voters, it proved who had the dumber voters.
There is breathless beauty in the symmetry, though. Trump came into office arguing about the crowd size of his inauguration and, according to one of democracy’s real heroes, Brad Raffensperger, Trump went out arguing about crowd sizes in Georgia rallies. Perfect.
‘LET’S GO BRANDON!’ Figures Out Time Travel
For every American out there with a life, the people who don’t know how “Let’s Go Brandon” became the new MAGA rallying cry, we’ll give you the Cliff’s Notes version: It goes back to a combination of southern college football games with drunk MAGAs yelling “F Joe Biden” and a NASCAR winner named Brandon being interviewed in front of a NASCAR crowd. The reporter said the crowd was cheering “Let’s Go, Brandon,” but the MAGAs were certain that the crowd was simply screaming “Fck Joe Biden” again. Thus, “Let’s Go Brandon,” is now a MAGA mating call, meaning… well - you get it.
Put the new motto together with Qanon and one gets quite the picture. Way back in… 2019? Early 2020? The Qanons were convinced that JFK Jr. was still alive and that on July 4th, 2020, he would join up with Trump, replacing Pence as a running mate and the two would go on to win a second term. As to why JFK Jr. would reappear in 2020, and - as a lifelong Democrat, run as Trump’s running mate? That is a question you’ll have to ask your local Qanon fanatic because I’ll never know.
You will of course note that the “Let’s Go Brandon” thing has been a story for a week or two, the JFK Jr. thing goes back two years, which makes this latest pic even more inexplicable than most:
Sweet baby Jesus in the number 45 car, that is abnormal Qanon crazy, which is a tremendous accomplishment.
Emerald Robinson Crosses the Sanity Rubicon: Lucifer tracking devices in the vaccine?
Those who know of Newsmax’s White House correspondent Emerald Robinson from my days at the mothership Political Flare, are certainly aware of the fact that, generally, it’s Jen Psaki that makes Robinson look like an ass who has lost her place on someone’s behind. But Monday night, Emerald changed things up a bit by making a total mockery of herself with Psaki nowhere near Emerald, at least we hope not.
Emerald is one of the few reporters in the world granted access to the White House to ask questions of the press secretary to the president of the United States. That position carries a great deal of personal responsibility, both on and off the job, one of which is objectivity (Pause for laughter) and the second is something that passes for fact-checking while communicating with the public, on and off the job. And yet, on Monday night, Emerald went so far over the edge that it’s no longer funny. Her actual tweet is deleted, but it had said:
"Dear Christians, the vaccines contain a bioluminescent marker called LUCIFERASE so that you can be tracked."
"Read the last book of the New Testament to see how this ends," she added, referring to the "Book of Revelation."
I am near certain that the above is not fact-checked and I say that for two reasons. One, our nano-technology is good, but it’s not that good, yet. It would take something a little bit bigger to track you. This leads us to the second reason to doubt this is fact-checked; Why would anyone need to inject Lucifer’s tracking juice when you already hold it in your hand! Right now, like NOW, Mark Zuckerberg knows your exact location on Earth and what you like on your pizza. You call this tracking device “my phone.”
As per usual, the MAGAs are so busy looking for “hints” of conspiracies, they are ignoring the facts in front of their faces. Rather than worry about privacy issues on social media platforms, they’re busy imagining tracking devices and quoting Revelations.
It is time to expel Emerald Robinson from the White House Correspondents Association. Seats in that room are earned by some of the hardest-working, factually accurate, and talented reporters on Earth. She shouldn’t be sitting beside them.
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We continue to experiment, and I know people are reading, I can track you through the vacci… through the numbers that Substack gives me (No, I don’t know “who,” just how many. If people don’t start commenting, I’m just going to have to comment myself, and disagree with myself, and that will confuse everything.
As per usual, I am continuing with the Beta experiment this month, the feedback has been amazing. I hope you’re seeing the improvements being made daily, and please email me with any suggestions: jmiciak@yahoo.com
Best of luck with this new endeavor Jason. Always enjoy your reporting and commentary